Best Picture To Blame it On
Rio
Best Superhero Picture With “Green” In Title
Thor
Best Picture While Untangling Your Balls
The Adjustment Bureau
Most Gymnastic Witches
Jumping The Broom
Best Movie Without Her Sisters
Hanna
Best Sex Tape
Midnight In Paris
Dick and Balls Award
Suckerpunch
Longest Movie
30 Minutes or Less
Most Profitable Trade
Water For Elephants
Ric Ocasek Award
Cars 2
Title Most Lacking the Word “Manilow” At The End
Martha Marcy May Marlene
Biggest Audience Consisting of Chicks Who Watched Game of Thrones
Conan The Barbarian
Least Dangerous Method
A Dangerous Method
Best Film About A Horse During Wartime
The Iron Lady
Best Picture Based on the Side of A Sheet of Paper
Margin Call
Best Buddy Movie
Human Centipede 2
Most Flammable
Straw Dogs
Tightest Feet In A Film or Performance
Footloose
Best Picture That Almost Was
We Leased A Zoo For The Summer
Best Cocainiana
Colombiana
Least Authentic Picture Featuring Steel
Real Steel
2011 Worst Eyesight Award
50/50
Sexiest Film
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Spent A Week With Marilyn
2011 Pissing On The Bloated Corpse of the Film Industry Award
New Year’s Eve
Most Original Idea from Studio Head or Development Executive
The Smurfs
Best Introduction to 19th Century Literature
Sherlock Holmes 2 – A Game of Shadows
Best Rhyming Title
Judy Moody and Her Bummer Fuck of a Fright Night Remake
Best Western Featuring Aliens
Best Western Motor Hotel, Roswell NM
Best Film With Steven Spielberg Directing
Super 8
Most Comfortable Plane Ride
X-Men – First Class
Best Film Featuring Cute Talking Puppets
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Picture With Most Impossible Mission
Larry Crowne
Dairy Association Award for Outstanding Milking of a Franchise
Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family
Most Powerful Pieces From the Board Game Stratego
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Best Picture
Zookeeper
