My first official book, covering all the mistakes I’ve ever made as a filmmaker so YOU can REPEAT THEM, step-by-fucked-up-step.

Covering screenwriting, directing, producing, networking, and even ACTING.

Fun shit like how to get your script past the grunts and lackeys and read by the boss as quickly as possible, how to hire a casting director and use their connections to cast a name actor in your film, how to keep your DP from taking control of your film, etc. etc.

The book documents all my first-hand FAILS that you can’t learn at film school.  That is, it takes getting out into the world and making shitty movies like I did to learn this stuff, but this book gots it all in the black ‘n’ white. For reals.