Audie & The Wolf (2008)

So this one was a Deusy.

A werewolf picture. Only here’s the twist: Instead of a man turning into a wolf…

A WOLF turns into a MAN.

And that hook is about as good as this, my 3rd feature film, gets.

And even that concept was thought of by my friend Frank Kowal III, who you may remember as the lead from my 1997 mutant feature, Bleak Future, when Frank reminded me while drinking at the Red Lion in Silver Lake, about a short story he wrote some 20 years previous, which posed the question:  What is the natural, default state of the werewolf?  Is it man? Or wolf?

I thought that was a great hook to hang a film on. And I wasn’t even all that drunk.

I wrote the script over a weekend and had to fit the whole story into an 18-day shooting schedule in one single location:  a producer’s mansion off of Franklin and Normandy in Hollywood.

The 18 days turned into 21 or so, and it was generally a lot of fun to shoot, despite an amount of political slogging that was beyond necessary, and despite a sharp pain in my abdomen brought on from pancreatitis shortly before production began.

We had a super-talented indie darling attached as the lead of Audie who was looking to make a comeback after years of substance-related troubles (For illustrative purposes only, let’s just say her first name rhymed with Atosha, and her last name rhymed with Me Own), but she nearly killed our film with delays and emotional tirades on her first day of shooting. (This, after dangling us along for five months, not ever committing to the part until the very last minute, when no other offer popped up from some bigger, better film company.)

So the team and I decided to let her go that night, so she wouldn’t be bogged down by our unprofessionalism and general oafery, and replace her with the even-more talented and hella cool ex-pat New Englander, Tara Price, who wowed the team in auditions, but whom we had to eschew in favor of the indie darling who would’ve, theoretically, helped our film more.

With actor/magician/comedian Derek Hughes climbing aboard as the lead wolf, and screen legend Rance Howard agreeing to slum it on our film as a drunk, housecalling doctor, we cranked out what could’ve been a really good film, except for the writing, directing, producting, editing, and color correction.  The music, sound mix, acting, cinematography?  All great.

It was intended to be a quickie horror film in pursuit of a buck, but somewhere along the line the whole team got it into their heads that it had potential for more.  We were wrong.

There’s a few good moments in it, and it’s great fun to watch the talented cast do their thing, but it’s ultimately a forgettable film.

Live and learn, right?  Next.

B.

Director/Writer B. O’Malley
Director of Photography Kenneth Yeung
Producer Roger Mayer and his team
Derek Hughes, Tara Price, Rance Howard, Atticus Todd, Annabelle Milne
The producers’ website, straight out of 1998:
http://audieandthewolf.com

Boppin’ At The Glue Factory (2005)


I co-wrote and produced this feature, about a junkie nurse at an old folks home, starting in 2000 when I teamed up with Jeff Orgill to help finish the script which he’d started with Hector Maldonado several years previous.

The film was the result of just saying “Fuck it, let’s go!” after years of hemming and hawing about name actors this, million dollar budget that, etc.

We shot at an abandoned mental hospital in Norwalk that had been the location for many Hollywood films. The film came within an inch of shut-down nearly every single day we were shooting, and, despite Orgill’s good-natured approach to filmmaking, was often rife with petty bullshit and drama, from jockeying jackoff grips on the crew whose egos outsized their abilities, to knuckledragger know-nothing art department people being promoted to producer for god-knows-why.

Of course, that’s not to say that the film didn’t have its share of awesome people aboard. From Geoff Chang, veteran AC who came aboard for a few days gratis in order to train up a number of our greenhorns, to the stellar soundguy Tom Curley, to whip-smart, intuitive production assistants like Ryan Jordan, and grips like the ever-handy Kevin “Penn” Williams.  It was folks like these who made the shoot fun, despite the pinheads.

As an optimist and the kind of guy who wants to hear many opinions before he finalizes a cut, Orgill spent, in my opinion, way too much time listening to folks who had suggestions on his or Editor Chris Miglio’s rough cuts.  One of Jeff’s biggest assets is his “big-tent” mentality, which is to say, he likes to get notes from whomever he can, because he’s of the opinion that “Hey, good ideas can come from anywhere.”  Unfortunately, in doing so with Boppin’, he often wasted a shitload of time taking notes from complete, insufferable dullards.

But despite a few initial delays in post, Orgill set aside the notes and the committees and made the film he wanted to make, and now it’s finally found its way to several great film festivals and other outlets.

The final result?  In my opinion?  A really solid, fun little indie feature which I’m hella proud of co-writing and producing.

More information and even the film itself can be found at the film’s website.

Director Jeff Orgill
Screenplay by Jeff Orgill and B. O’Malley
Producer B. O’Malley
http://boppinatthegluefactory.com/

Minimum Wage (2000)


I wrote this feature film in 1 week in 1997, decided to start making it on a shoestring budget in 1998 while still working for Roger Corman, gathered up a bunch of cool peeps I worked with to help me, including original DP Illya Friedman, Script Supervisor Sharon Kelly, 1st AD Jim Simone, Transpo/Sound Danny McNamara, and Soundman Jon Wolff, and then the script ended up on producer Steve Darancette’s father-in-law’s desk in NY, who decided he wanted to executive produce.

From there, we grafted a mercenary New York crew onto our cadre of ne’er-do-wells and started shooting in Jan 1999, in and around Los Angeles, in locations such as Roger Corman’s studios and offices (without his permission, which we ended up having to pay for, and for which numerous members of our crew that still worked for Corman were fired).

And the result? Total train wreck. As you can see from the director’s cut (above), which I cut from the VHS dailies in 2006, almost 6 years after the producers submitted the unfinished film to festivals all over the country.

I didn’t write a good film, and I didn’t direct a good film, but it has a few good moments, and I consider it my “graduate thesis” from Roger Corman’s “film school.”  The funny moments mostly from Patrick McCartney, playing the asshole agent, and the real moments mostly from Amber Phillips, who plays the goth girl.  Unfortunately, I wrote and directed the character of Noll into a complete retard, and there wasn’t much actor Peter Sean Maloney could do with the part, despite his talent.

Hollywood Agent Greg Philner (Patrick McCartney) broke a deal with devilish bum Zeke Bleak (Michael Anderson from Twin Peaks) and now he’s forced to take a series of menial jobs, slumming it with his high school sweetheart, the morose Milly Bright (Amber Phillips) and the hapless wage slave she has a unrequited crush on, the oblivious Noll Adler (Peter Sean Maloney) in this apoplectic black comedy.

81 Minutes | Writer/Director B. O’Malley | Producer Steven Darancette


“highly comical…great dialogue, interesting characters, and winning performances”
–Film Threat

Best Actress — Amber Phillips, No Dance Film Festival
Best Cinematography — Jonathan Furmanski, No Dance Film Festival

Bleak Future (1997)


Slangman, a travelling salesman of words and relics from the 21st century (like toiletpaper and Twinkies), teams up with a tongueless Scottish warrior and a semi-retarded blonde bimbo to cross the post-nuclear wastelands, battling savage mutants and the pathetic remnants of humanity in search of a legendary place called “The Source,” an oracle of ancient wisdom rumored to hold the power to enlighten the world… or destroy what’s left of it.

This low-brow, no-budget, off-beat, uber-cheesy, Super 8 B-movie science fiction satire in spirit of Mad Max, Monty Python, and A Polish Vampire in Burbank is sure to gross you out and leave you groaning.