
So this one was a Deusy.
A werewolf picture. Only here’s the twist: Instead of a man turning into a wolf…
A WOLF turns into a MAN.
And that hook is about as good as this, my 3rd feature film, gets.
And even that concept was thought of by my friend Frank Kowal III, who you may remember as the lead from my 1997 mutant feature, Bleak Future, when Frank reminded me while drinking at the Red Lion in Silver Lake, about a short story he wrote some 20 years previous, which posed the question: What is the natural, default state of the werewolf? Is it man? Or wolf?
I thought that was a great hook to hang a film on. And I wasn’t even all that drunk.
I wrote the script over a weekend and had to fit the whole story into an 18-day shooting schedule in one single location: a producer’s mansion off of Franklin and Normandy in Hollywood.
The 18 days turned into 21 or so, and it was generally a lot of fun to shoot, despite an amount of political slogging that was beyond necessary, and despite a sharp pain in my abdomen brought on from pancreatitis shortly before production began.
We had a super-talented indie darling attached as the lead of Audie who was looking to make a comeback after years of substance-related troubles (For illustrative purposes only, let’s just say her first name rhymed with Atosha, and her last name rhymed with Me Own), but she nearly killed our film with delays and emotional tirades on her first day of shooting. (This, after dangling us along for five months, not ever committing to the part until the very last minute, when no other offer popped up from some bigger, better film company.)
So the team and I decided to let her go that night, so she wouldn’t be bogged down by our unprofessionalism and general oafery, and replace her with the even-more talented and hella cool ex-pat New Englander, Tara Price, who wowed the team in auditions, but whom we had to eschew in favor of the indie darling who would’ve, theoretically, helped our film more.
With actor/magician/comedian Derek Hughes climbing aboard as the lead wolf, and screen legend Rance Howard agreeing to slum it on our film as a drunk, housecalling doctor, we cranked out what could’ve been a really good film, except for the writing, directing, producting, editing, and color correction. The music, sound mix, acting, cinematography? All great.
It was intended to be a quickie horror film in pursuit of a buck, but somewhere along the line the whole team got it into their heads that it had potential for more. We were wrong.
There’s a few good moments in it, and it’s great fun to watch the talented cast do their thing, but it’s ultimately a forgettable film.
Live and learn, right? Next.
B.
Director/Writer B. O’Malley
Director of Photography Kenneth Yeung
Producer Roger Mayer and his team
Derek Hughes, Tara Price, Rance Howard, Atticus Todd, Annabelle Milne
The producers’ website, straight out of 1998:
http://audieandthewolf.com


Valaderilla stopped by a Burbank Taco Bell on the way home his job at the Mexican embassy, and brought a 10-pack of soft tacos, three tostadas, three extra large Diet Cokes, and a single Tomb Raider “Kids’ Meal” toy home to his family. The result would prove fatal. “First, Jaime put it in his mouth and choked, and he spit it up, then my wife took it away and broke it into four smaller pieces,” Valaderilla explained through a translator. “Then somehow… Little Herberto…Oscar Jr…. I don’t know… they all ended up choking on the pieces. I don’t understand. I thought this was America.”